Facebook Vs Twitter

This blog is for the Die Hard facebookers, the Hudson Hawk tweeters, Kenton Larsen.........
and Bruce Willis, to whom I never got to say: Sorry about Demi. She was hot! ....and still is.  Way to go Ashton you're the man, except in Killers; that movie sucked!

The main event:

In one corner the Title Fighter, Facebook and....well everybody, people you went to school with and never really liked, and you're pretty sure they don't like you but they are there,  so are random people you met in social settings, and stalkers that out of nowhere ask to be in your corner and and in a split text decision, they win you over by surviving  eenie miney mo and avoid a tko.
So in the the FB ring you are feeling pretty good as your 500 fans cheer you on but in your normal everyday fight, maybe 5 people actually have your back.

In the other corner, the new kid, the contender. Twitter.  Twitter is like a new song you hear on the radio, unfamilar, but has some kick and by the end of the day your singing it's praise.

Ding.

Both fighters face their opponent than begin to fly around the ring. They are both cocky competitors, throwing jabs trying to out beat eachother in the status quo and update.

They talk big but are men of few words one always ends up getting punched out after 140 words or so.

Facebook taunts Twitter, saying he's just for the birds, Twitter won't back down and grabs the bull by the horns, and after that kicks the ass of  every other farm animal that facebook trys to throw his way.

The champ is getting tired and people are getting tred of the champ, more begin to follow Twitter in his fight.

Facebook digs deep, hoping he has some hidden treasure inside that can buy his way out of this fight, he punches Twitter in the stomach

Twitter wobbles for a moment but is actually getting a second wind and stronger...he winds up and punches his opponent in the FACE!

Facebook is down for the count. Twitter a featherweight fighter, offered up some heavy competition and is the new Champ.

Coming soon: Twitter VS Bruce in Die Hard 5; Tweet With A Vengence