The Fantastic Five & The Fight To Take Out the Trash

It's a Rip
It's a Tear
It's........ Buyer Beware

Our heroes were spending another day in class when they got the call, they were needed to warn consumers and save them from their bad habits and perhaps the most evil Villian of all...... False Advertising and his minions.
False and his minions seemed to be everywhere, and so many situations of theirs, needed to be dealt with; so where to start.
The Fantastic Five noticed that not only crime littered their beloved Manitoba streets but also garbage.
They were off to do some investigating and finally earlier this afternoon caught up with the Trash Bag Gang.

The Duo:/ The Rona Boys/ There was Eco Recycable and Eco Biodegradable a father and son.
Eco Bio was a hippie, he promised to be good to the earth, but he also promised to be strong in his fight with trash, The Fantastic Five planned to call him on this promise.

Eco Recycable wasn't as commited to the earth as his son but made up for it in his strength of character.

Old School: The Husky: Husky didn't believe in going green, he just was; and was beginning to go soft in the seams.

The Pretty Boy: Glad Force Flex: GFF was the gang "G", he had the diamond bling and was known to stretch the truth on the weight he held in the community.

The Ladies Man: Great Value: he was popular with the housewives, and quite the charmer with the pocketbook but how much weight the charm carried with the ladies.....

The Fantastic Five was about to find out.....

Michelle, the Host with the Most lured them to her own turf and she knew even though sticks and stones don't break most bones, it might just tear this gang up.

Sharon the Eye, she captured everyting, this gang could pull no tricks, she called their bluff and caught all their stuff on film.

Miss Detail aka Brea, she had detail down to the letter and there was no trash talk this gang could do to get away from her stamp of approval.

The Paper Boys aka Chadd & Dave, it was Paper Vs Plastc as the boys tested the gangs true stength.....

RIP!
 TEAR!
SEEP!

Tune in next time when the Fantastic Five uncover the true strengths of the Trash Bag Gang........